Bulldog Banter Volume #3

Hey guys! Welcome back to another edition of the Bulldog Banter. It’s been a while since an article has come out, and that is because there haven’t been a ton of submissions to the Bulldog Banter. Feel free to ask me about anything, I’ll try my best to answer them. 

I’m trying to get to school on time, but there’s a giant bug in the way of the door. Whenever I move, it moves, and when it moves, it makes this awful whirring noise. I have been standing here staring at it for the past 25 minutes. It clearly has the upper hand here and I think it knows it.

Run. Just run. 

How far is it from Miami to Florida?

It’s 182.1 miles. It would take 3 hours and 20 minutes to get there by car and 1 hour by plane. Use this information as you will.

So I’ve liked the same girl for a long time. I mean, a LOOOOOONG time. I’ve tried to get over her, but nothing’s working. She knows I like her, I think. I mean her friends said they told her. 

If she doesn’t like you, there really isn’t much hope of getting in a relationship. I think accepting that is the first step to getting over her. Maybe focus on a hobby or afterschool activity to focus your attention on, and eventually, your feelings will subside, they tend to in middle school.

How do I get better at Clash Royale?

I’m not going to lie, I’m not exactly the expert at Clash Royale, but I have learned that when you practice you get better.

I have a huge crush on this boy but I found out yesterday that he’s my cousin. I don’t think he knows that he’s my cousin because today he asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes. I know it’s probably wrong but I really really like him and I won’t let anything come between our love!

So great you found someone, but just a warning you probably shouldn’t date your cousin.

Hey Zoe! I’m too hot to handle so people bark at me in the halls and call me “Sparky”, what should I do? 

Guys, I didn’t think we needed to have this talk but don’t bark at people. Just don’t. There isn’t a reason, and honestly, it’s just really disrespectful. If you don’t like how someone looks, just deal with it. 

So, there it is. The latest Bulldog Banter Article. I really enjoy making these and you guys seem to enjoy reading them, so make sure to submit any questions you have to this link, Bulldog Banter Questions, and this can also be found in the original intro to the Bulldog Banter article. Remember that to make these articles, I need submissions! Thank you and check back later for another volume of the Bulldog Banter.