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Kangaroo Boxing Ring Started In School Parking Lot

David Cardwell (He/Him), Writer ¦ May 18, 2022

Hi, David here. I'm here to report on the recent boxing ring that started after school. Even though the school was still recovering from the bulldozer lawsuit, the goldfish lawsuit, and the massive death...

Ways Of Fixing The Overcrowding Issue

David Cardwell (He/Him), Writer ¦ May 9, 2022

Hi, David here, and I’m back with another top notch article relating to school news! Today I will be writing about the issue of overcrowding around the school, and my personal suggestion on how to fix...

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Top 5 Water Brands

Consuelo Carlson-DeBoo, Main Writer ¦ May 5, 2022

Hey guys. These are the top 5 best water brands ever to be made. Like. Ever.    Kirkland Signature I enjoy Kirkland Signature as my most favorite and enjoyable purchased water. The refreshing,...

Breaking News: Local Student Finds Goldfish in Chocolate Milk!

Breaking News: Local Student Finds Goldfish in Chocolate Milk!

David Cardwell (He/Him), Writer ¦ May 5, 2022

David here once again with some new breaking news! A student of Brier Terrace Middle, Jack Lytle, was eating his lunch, as was the normal routine, when he found something astonishing swimming in his chocolate...

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Tardy Sweeps and Taco Bell

Consuelo Carlson-DeBoo, Main Writer ¦ April 19, 2022

Hey everyone. Today I'm going to be (satirically, which means inaccurately or falsely, it's not supposed to be serious) adding on about the tardy sweeps. Let's get started. So there have been some MINOR...

My Traumatic Bike Crash

Jonah Sutcliffe, Photographer/communications ¦ March 26, 2022

Let’s set the stage: I was 5 years old, my parents just got me a new bike, and I, like an intelligent kid, as soon as my parents left me and my sister with my babysitter, I immediately started swerving,...

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Breaking News on the Tardy Sweeps!

Recently, students have been late to their classes. In response to this, the school has decided to resort to more intense options to prevent this. In place of using tardy sweeps, the school will now have...

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