Hello Bulldogs! I wanted to thank you all so much for the support I’ve received while making this article. For our 100th question special I’m going to share my top 10 favorite questions and answers!

10.
Q: “UUUHHH. What’s ur favorite thing to do when ur alone?” from Jack
A: Idk, draw, read, plan for the coming end that will take us all, watch YouTube.

9.
Q: “I got a big crush on this girl that you 100% know and I literally don’t know what to do cuz she’s so pretty and I get rlly nervous everytime I see her”
A: I’d say just tell them, they’re really cool so even if they don’t share your feelings I bet you could still stay friends. I’d recommend asking to hold hands and declare your love under an umbrella as it rains, if you give me 10 dollars i’ll sing romantic songs while you do it.

8.
Q: “I made a silly goofy advice column but it’s going VERY WRONG, what do I do??!?!!!!??????!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!??!?”
A: I’m so sorry, you should keep trying and power on you little steam boat.

7.
Q: “how do you life?”
A: I’ve found that breathing helps!

6.
Q: “Would you punch Finlay or Cece?”
A: No hatred to Cece but Finlay’s one of my best chums.

5.
Q:“teenage mutant ninja turtles”
A: Michelangelo is my favorite character, I love all renditions and designs of him. He’s so funky and he could commit horrendous crimes and I would not be mad whatsoever.

4.
Q: “opinion on ed sheeran”
A: I’m NOT in love with the shape of him.

3.
Q: “What is your opinion about”
A: Finish your sentence you coward.

2.
Q: “How many students are there? If you made the school a housing program how many of those students could you actually fit?”
A: I do not understand this question, there’s only me making this advice column because I’m Liz but Finlay sometimes writes answers and stops me from doing stupid stuff.
Edit: Finlay is looking into this question, she will get back to it soon.

1.
Q: “How do I take over America?”
A: Make your way into the government and slowly gain their trust, eventually become president and secretly organize a rebellion against yourself, fire a bunch of people from the white house and make your vice president someone from the resistance. Have the rebels kill you during a big public outing while thousands of onlookers watch. While the world is in panic your vice president will slowly but surely get everyone in the white house to be a person in the rebellion. You might not be there to see it but the fruits of your labor will not be in vain. As America falls into your vise’s hands nobody will notice until it is far too late.